England and Wales want a rod licence from age 13. Scotland has no licence at all. Northern Ireland asks for a licence and a permit. Everywhere, someone has to give you leave to fish.
In England and Wales, coarse fishing on rivers stops from 15 March to 15 June. Scotland has no coarse close time but bans salmon rods on Sundays. Game seasons change from one river to the next.
In England, Scotland and Northern Ireland the number is 0800 80 70 60. In Wales it is 0300 065 3000. Ring as soon as you can, with a precise location and a time.
Regulators grade waters from high to bad using fish, plants, invertebrates and water chemistry. One failing test pulls down the whole grade, which is why the headline figures look so bleak.
Look at the face and the tail. A water vole has a blunt nose, small ears and a short furry tail. A brown rat has a pointed nose, large ears and a long scaly tail.
Whenever you leave the water, check your kit for mud and plants, clean it with hot water if you can, and dry it for as long as possible. Some of these species survive for over two weeks in damp gear.